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Nic: What language do the people in Mexico speak in?

Me: Mexican

I should really think before I speak.

Leaky the leaking air con

Oh when will you ever stop leaking leaky. You make my cover sheets wet,  nearly made me slip, deprive me of a good nights sleep. I’ll bring you to a doctor soon alright, till then you’ll just have to use the buckets and a towel.

pro jacks

The arrival of the second week of holidays.  My 7 projects have a rough estimate of 5 percent completion. Very worrying indeed. Will gain ground by secluding myself at the airport tomorrow. Hopefully those 24 hour laptop hoggers will the piss the fuck away from the power socket seats. Not once have I gotten close to those seats. When I do get them, I’m gonna savour 7 hours of nonstop AC power for my laptop. 7 because of seven heavenly hours of mhmm on my seat. Yes suck that bitches.

p.s. I hate it when people talk to me as if I’m a moron. Sure I am a moron, but not so much of it to rub it in my face.

Update

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I don’t really want to know you although I wish I did.

My introvertness will cost me more than I’ve ever imagined.

mama had a chicken, mama had a cow.

I have no idea why I fancied this cartoon when I was young. It all started when I caught an episode of it on cartoon network recently and realised how obnoxious it was. Come on, who has seen udders that huge on cows. Chicken’s wattle looks like a pair of testicles. Not only that, but there seems to be a substantial amount of ass showing from the devil guy and I.R baboon. The last straw would be their lower half body parents. The opening theme song makes up for it though. Other than that the show annoys the shit out of me.

I still love Scrubs.

Turk: If you could have any animal part what would you have?

JD: A whale’s blowhole, that way when i’m playing submarine in a bath tub, i’d never have to come up for air.

Bend like a Band.

Gaze upon the lyrics of every song. Tap to the very drum beats that thump your heart. Strum the notes strewn across the battlefield. Sing without a reason. Dance like no tomorrow.