If you read the previous post and think it’s stupid. Fuck you. No I’m kidding haha Jie Huan wants me to post this because he loves and cherishes the story of the Kayasaurus way too much.
The story of Kayasaurus:
Introduction: Long long ago, when the Earth was still infested with dinosaurs. There was this mountain rumoured to be abundant with everflowing Kaya. An everlasting natural food source at the top of the mountain. However no one ever reached its peak due to the everflowing kaya. The further the Kaya is from the top of the mountain, the more stale it becomes, causing the mountain to be slippery and dangerous. It is known as the (plays Darth Vader theme) Deadly Kaya Mountain.
In the island of Saurus Forest (what a fucking cool name right?), there lived a timid dinosaur named Duckosaurus Quek. He was a duck-like dinosaur that looks like the ugly duckling, but…there is no buts. He was known for having webbed-like feet compared to the other dinosaurs and most importantly his dream to conquer the Deadly Kaya Mountain. The rest of the dinosaurs treated him like an outcast due to his webbed feet and queer looks. They laughed and mocked him and his dreams about Kaya Mountain. It wasn’t long till the dinosaurs exiled him from Saurus Forest. Feeling empty winged and down, Duckosaurus Quek realised it was time to fulfill his dream. As he was fumbling about (he struggles walking on land due to his webbed feet), he stumbled upon puddles of Kaya. When he looked up, the vast greatness of the Deadly Kaya Mountain stared down upon him like a God. He couldn’t turn back, not when immortality was right in front of him. Desperate like a desperado commando and determined like Neil Armstrongasaurus, he proceeded towards the treacherous mountain with no regrets. As the sliding Kaya flowed down the mountain, it carried along the remnants of its past meals, other determined dinosaur legends like the T-rex and the S-rex. To Duckosaurus Quek’s surprise, he was able to maneuver well in the spoilt Kaya! That was when he realised that his webbed feet were the achilles’ heel of the Deadly Kaya Mountain. His own weakness turned into his strength, he hiked up the mountain with ease. The foul stench of spoilt Kaya and rotting dinosaurus rexes were soon dissipating. Now all Duckosaurus Quek could smell was victory and the warm scent of fresh Kaya. Feeling fatigued and hungry, he leapt into the legendary Kaya pool and ate/drank from it. The Kaya transformed him into a God.
After conquering the Deadly Kaya Mountain, Duckosaurus Quek is now known as the Kayasaurus – The Dinosaur God who cast Kaya from the skies onto your bread, whose Kaya throne sits at the very peak of the Deadly Kaya Mountain and most importantly the webbed-feet that changed his life forever.
